It is difficult when you sit in the Andalusian morning sun ⛱ to write about misery in England and Europe. But my sister sent me an article by a Dutch journalist about England being in a political disintegration and Brexit being the end of the U.K. I thought I could comment in 4 words: “a load of b.ll.ks” but In the end needed a long story to explain what was going on. 

The journalist lived in Oxford, this is not where the average English man/woman lives. I also mentioned that The EU is not paradise with Amsterdam being one of the worst tax havens and the ECB having to print 21 Triljon faked €€€ to save Greek and Italian asses. To cut the long story short, I said that Brussels is blackmailing London and that in case of a hard Brexit the large European industries will put in plan B. I ended saying Britain has survived wars. 

However watching ITV’s “This Morning” (why did I punish myself) I realised GB really is in deep sh..t. It looks now that every female specious in the UK has been groped in some way; in spite of this precarious situation Theresa May went for dinner in a very revealing sexy dress risking more than an odd pat on her backside. 👠💋

At Buckingham palace the Queen had to slap Philips hand as he tried to fundle one of her Corkys. 🙈 🐶

Piers Morgan loves Gordon Brown and called him back for duty at Nr.10. Boris apologised to a woman for not declaring war on Iran; she went on holidays to the Mullahs and landed in jail. Why the f…. are you going on holidays to a country where women are still sold at the local market. 🐪  If you want to go to that area, go to boozing Ayia Napa on Cyprus though you have a 99% chance of being groped. 🏖

Brexit General Davies is now letting parliament decide over a possible deal with Brussels. He might as well make the U-Turn today, tell Angela to call off the dog Barnier and start printing €€€. This is worse than war and no Churchill in site. 

Maybe Nigel Farrage or Gary Lineker⚽️?

Theo R.